Social Media Post; Blood of the Virgins

 Blood of the Virgins (Sangre de vírgenes), 1967, Argentina.

Writer-director Emilio Vieyra’s unusual, and slightly puzzling, attempt to bring old-fashioned gothic vampires into the modern world begins with a pre-credits prologue set in the past before jumping to the wild and decadent 1960s. Jealous and jilted vampire, Gustavo (Walter Kliche), kills the husband of his beloved Ofelia (Susana Beltrán) after she rebuffs him. He forcibly turns her into a vampire and calls her from her grave. After a creepy, animated title sequence, the action switches to a montage of what could be a film made by Argentina’s Instituto Nacional de Promoción Turística. Viewers spend next ten minutes following a healthy (and lusty) group of tourists visiting many of Argentina’s outdoor attractions and clothing-optional, swinging nightclubs. Stranded on the way to their next stop, the young tourists take refuge at the haunted villa where Gustavo and Ofelia reside. The vampire’s tragic love story reaches its crescendo as new love begins.

Like Gerardo de Leon’s The Blood Drinkers and Hammer’s Dracula A.D. 1972, Vieyra struggles to bring ancient vampires into the modern world. While not a perfect movie, Blood of the Virgins has much to offer for fans of vampire films, offbeat world cinema, and sexy-60’s exploitation. The film keeps viewers engaged in its highly entertaining, if baffling, story. Well worth watching, this oddity is currently streaming on Tubi.

Cherry Falls (200) Review

 My review of slash Cherry Falls is live here

Social Media Post The Curious Dr. Humpp

Another post from the unexplored world of South American Horror!

















The Banshee

The Curious Dr. Humpp (1969) is easily one of the most bizarre entries on this tour of Latin America horror movies! Argentinian director Emilio Vieyra's Dr. Humpp’s (Dr. Zoide in the original Spanish version) search for the elixir of eternal life among Buenos Aires' hedonistic youth is a brain-bending mix of sex, horror, and science fiction.
Vintage boutique sleaze vendors AGFA and Something Weird Video released a deluxe Blu-ray of this unusual film. Included on the disc is a freshly scanned 2k copy of the film in both the 87 minute English version and the uncut, original, Spanish-language version AND a commentary by exploitation auteur, Frank Henenlotter (BASKET CASE). Sadly, instead of SWVs usual ton of extras, shorts and trailers, there is only one “Salacious Short” and a handful of trailers.
With dialogue like “Sex dominates the world, now I dominate sex!” a talking brain in a jar and guitar playing monsters, The Curious Dr. Humpp might not be to everyone's taste, but for fans of bizarre world cinema, it is not to be missed.

X (2022) Film Review – X Marks the Spot

 My review of X is live here 

Social Media Post Latin American Horror Double Feature

 One of my social media posts on The Banshee site. For some reason, I can't share directly from there. The Banshee is an awesome site devoted to horror in all forms.

This week’s tour of Latin America Horror cinema visits Paraguay and Brazil for two ghostly narratives from the morgue.

Morgue, 2019 Paraguay - Written and directed by Hugo Cardozo, Morgue reveals the tale of security guard Diego’s (Pablo Martinez) first night patrolling the morgue. The film provides a couple of solid jump scares but becomes mired in the shadowy areas of its environment about halfway through. There is no connection established between Diego’s guilt over accidentally killing a man and the supernatural torment he experiences. This robs the audience of watching any sort of resolution or redemption on his behalf. Morgue is available for rental on Amazon and for free on Tubi.

The Nightshifter (Morto Não Fala), 2019, Brazil - Another tale of a fellow who works in the morgue whose wrong decisions literally come back to haunt him. Dennison Ramalho directs the film from his script co-written with Cláudia Jouvin and based on a novel by Marco de Castro. Hardworking morgue attendant Stênio (Daniel de Oliveira) devotes his nights to casually conversing with the lifeless people he meets at work. When he uses secrets revealed by the corpses for revenge, he unleashes a furious phantom, calling for its own vengeance. The Nightshifter is currently streaming on Shudder and Amazon

Violation - Film Review on The Banshee

Starting out as a tense reunion between two sisters, Violation quickly blows past any expectations the viewer may have and charges into the uncharted areas of the abject.

Check it out here!

Ad Lib - Short Film Review on The Banshee!

Joseph Catté's award-winning short Ad Lib is a fantasy thriller that uses music and karaoke to tell the story of Max and Julie's troubled relationship. Everything is not as it seems and the world beyond the colorful songs is dark and dangerous and has plenty of surprises. Check out our film review here:

https://www.grimoireofhorror.com/the-banshee/ad-lib-short-2022-short-film-review/

Big Doin's

 I got an article published at another site today! For those that are interested, you can read it here.

I take a crack at reviewing classic blaxploitation horror film Sugar Hill. 

Let me know what you think

Nothing brings a family together better than the holidays. Unless it is a deranged alien bent on destroying eveything. That will united even the most dysfunctional familys.

 

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Shocktoberfest 2021, Yuletide Edition

What do you do if you are into horror films but none of your family is, yet they insist you put together a list of holiday favorite movies because you are also the designated AV and IT guy? You can apply yourself to coming up with a bunch of family favorites guaranteed to warm their hearts or do such a terrible job that they will ask nothing of you ever again.

This situation does not warrant compromise. Either everyone will gather with cups of warm cocoa in their best Christmas sweaters and chuckle at the hijinks of whatever nightmarishly wholesome story of family bonding they settled on while you sit off to the side in your Nightmare on Elm Street —Dream Warriors hoodie, praying for a zombie apocalypse, or they glare with hatred at you as they pack up their still wrapped presents and leave.

SHOCKTOBERFEST 2021 FINAL EDITION -SLASHTASTIC!

Jason and Me

How I caught air in the theater.

Slashers were once unwelcome companions on my horror movie journey. The stories about the deaths of obnoxious teenagers seemed more like pointless exercises in sadism than genuine horror. But they would do in a pinch. When I was a freshman in college, my girlfriend and I went to see Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter. It was hard to keep my opinion quiet about how awful the movie was. Everything from the terrible choices the characters made to the predictable jump-scares were cause for complaint. Most irritating was the scene where Trish Jarvis (Kimberly Beck) returns to the dark basement where she just witnessed Jason kill Rob (E. Erick Anderson). What was she thinking? Rob was dead and Jason was still lurking in the dark. When she turned to run back up the stairs, I whispered to my date, “Watch, he is going to grab her!”

Watching a good scary movie can be a real physical experience. Releasing intense emotions causes an equal release of energy. As my prediction came true and Jason grabbed Trish, my words were lost in the loud scream that came out instead and  I vaulted over the divider and onto my girlfriend’s lap.

Obviously, there was much to learn about the power slashers.